Odd KH Remarks

My wife just dropped a comment that had me laughing and proved she’s fully committed to our chastity lifestyle. I was tidying up the bedroom when I spotted a key tucked into the dust ruffle on her side of the bed. “Hmm, I wonder how long it’s been there.” When my wife got home from work, she asked, “How was your day, honey?” I told her about finding the key and added, “Thanks for letting me take care of myself.” She gave me a look and replied, “That’s fine if you choose to. Just remember, short term gain equals long term pain.” My eyes went wide and I felt a lump in my throat because I know that expression and tone well. We have a super strong relationship where we basically don’t lie to each other, so she paused, waiting for me to answer. I admitted I hadn’t used the key and had just left it pinned there. She laughed and said, “It wouldn’t have helped you anyway because it’s one of my fake keys made specially; it fits in the slot but won’t unlock the lock.” Gotta love this woman.:D So here is my question for everyone: What quirky thing has your KH told you lately to show they are all in? Mine - “Just remember, short term gain equals long term pain”.

Last night Chatelaine just commented out of the blue: "Isn't it good?" I responded with the obvious "Isn't what good?" "That I have the key". Followed by a theatrical "Mwhahaha!" She enjoys it a little too much sometimes.

> member_4e3795d05d wrote:"That I have the key". Followed by a theatrical "Mwhahaha!" Please tell me she was sitting with a glass of wine on a table and strummed her fingers together as she said that.

The other day my KH wife seen my racing shirt on and it was #11 .. she made a comment about it, and I said yea its been more than 11 days since I have been teased!!..... She said I think I should put a 0 on the end of the eleven! .....(110 days) That was a conversation stopper for sure. She said no more about it soooo.... we will see what happens??? all four one

Then today my KH took a teardrop ham out of the freezer today to unthaw it. and she said "I wonder if there is a bone in there?) I said "there has not been a bone in it for 2 months now" she rolled her head over her shoulder to look at me and said... not till some time in May buddy...dang that will make you pay attention all41

> member_6d37641fa6 wrote: > > member_4e3795d05d wrote:"That I have the key". Followed by a theatrical "Mwhahaha!" > Please tell me she was sitting with a glass of wine on a table and strummed her fingers together as she said that. Not far off. I'd just poured her a glass of wine.

after our Saturday morning ritual and while we were having a coffee break Miss K looked down and softly said "I was thinking that I have more orgasms in a single Saturday than you will have the rest of your life....and she smiled.... the result was a stiffening in the ever present device....and i went back to what we were doing ....:D

> member_da53e084ff wrote:after our Saturday morning ritual and while we were having a coffee break Miss K looked down and softly said "I was thinking that I have more orgasms in a single Saturday than you will have the rest of your life....and she smiled.... > the result was a stiffening in the ever present device....and i went back to what we were doing ....:D Now there's a goal worth shooting for. Oh man did I just say that.:)

Today we were speaking about a new device and i had just been handed down orders which is a first for the both of us and i got rather excited so i said as per our rules that i was getting a rise and was told to stop, we continued and it happened again and i was told "I will hit it with a ruler" taking this as a laugh i said don't threaten me with a good time and he responded " a METAL ONE " and then he laughed after that made my boys scrunch up