Amusing Jokes and Pictures

Thought this was amusing! Jeannie.JPG Jeannie.JPG (68.3 KiB) Viewed 3126 times New home screen on my computer… Mickey Bondage Screen.jpg Mickey Bondage Screen.jpg (86.4 KiB) Viewed 3126 times

I swapped out the screen pictures on my phone. Kitten gathers mice (photos, stuffed toys, figurines...) and these were a couple she owned of Minnie and Mickey. The lock screen... Mickey Bondage 6.jpg Mickey Bondage 6.jpg (13.67 KiB) Viewed 2944 times And I cropped the one with both of them for my home screen... Mickey Bondage Phone Screen.jpg Mickey Bondage Phone Screen.jpg (34.6 KiB) Viewed 2944 times

Heh. I've been busy writing my own captions for Mrs Edge Says, instead of just reblogging on Tumblr. I've been having a good time, but I've been getting a lot of messages from people who assume that my Tumblr pic (a woman) is me, and who ask me to hold their key, take them on as a slave, etc. I should post some of those messages, some of those guys are morons.

> Tom Allen wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2019 12:07 pm > Heh. > I've been busy writing my own captions for Mrs Edge Says, instead of just reblogging on Tumblr. I've been having a good time, but I've been getting a lot of messages from people who assume that my Tumblr pic (a woman) is me, and who ask me to hold their key, take them on as a slave, etc. I should post some of those messages, some of those guys are morons. Honestly the thought would cross my mind to tell them to send key then promptly ignore them forever. It is hysterical and pathetic guys go looking for this. And I like some of the captions btw

> Honestly the thought would cross my mind to tell them to send key then promptly ignore them forever. It is hysterical and pathetic guys go looking for this. Hah, that's tempting. I can give them a fake PO box and let the key just get lost in the mail. ... Hello mistress im a chaste hubby slave May I please have your permission to follow you Miss? Do you accept online slaves Miss? I'm loser addict, porn is my life. Are you currently looking for new sub boys like me, or is your page primarily just to blog about the kinks you like? I really like the denial aspect of everything, that's why I ask haha I have sick fantasies ... All these wonderful opening lines.