Chastity in vanilla life discussion

My wife phoned unexpectedly earlier on to say she’d meet me at the department store for tea and coffee since she had some free time. The coffee shop has a view of the car park, and my wife and I arrived simultaneously in separate vehicles. We parked next to each other right outside the windows. She was dressed sharply in a trouser suit with heels, while I wore my worn-out chore jeans. After sharing a kiss on her cheek, we headed inside and sat by the window overlooking our cars. As usual, we chatted away, and I made note of something for her on my phone. It felt like we were dating again—perhaps even looked it.

With time running short, my wife got up to use the restroom while I stayed at the table finishing my drink. She asked me to meet her back by the department store since she needed to pick up an order. As she stood up, I noticed an older gentleman sitting at the adjacent table watching us; he seemed to have been there all along. My wife kissed me goodbye and walked off, leaving me on my own. The gent watched her leave, looked her over from head to toe, then turned his attention to me with a nod of approval and what looked like a knowing ‘oh yeah’ expression. I couldn’t help but laugh at the thought that he might be picturing us having a lunchtime tryst. For some reason, my laughter wouldn’t stop, so I got up and left too.

I caught up with my wife who handed me two large bags to hold as we walked back toward her car. I told her about the older gentleman and what I was thinking, which made her laugh as well. The man was still there looking at us as we returned to our vehicles, watching me load the bags into her car. My wife then remarked that she wondered if he would keep smiling like that if he were wearing a cock cage while staring down at my crotch (I took this as a reassuring comment since we are relatively new to all this).

Laughing, we kissed and drove off in our separate cars.

That's hilarious