Introductions discussion

*** Hello Ladies!*** My profile basically covers everything. Short and sweet.{NEVER been accused of wasting anyone’s time.} Have tried…pretty much EVERYTHING om facebook/myspace to, to swingingheaven & melanies swingers.And in EIGHT YEARS…{8?!!!!!} have NOT met a single woman face to face in real life despite my efforts & [ALOT OF} cash spent. ***My pic is genuine…if only a GENUINE woman was inetrested enough to find out via a cam chat! *** So giving this site a go. Single over 2 years now.Sick to death of one night stands.Find them BORING to be aningless. lol Looking for something deeper,more FUN & long term! ***[[Image: June (2).JPG]](the referenced community page) ***

Hi & welcome You look way too hot to lock up btw, erm i cant help but call You Sir. Are You a potential bull or looking to be under **lock** & **key**?. emily

oooh, you looks mean and moody, am you sure you got the right website. im interested in gangbangs as well, giggle.

Welcome and I see some nice inks there. Only missing the CB you ought to wear:D

i suddenly feel old and inadequate!:eek:

***erm,...!*** ***Crikey!!!!*** ***Thanks...for the replies...!!! Wasn't expecting ANYTHING.....within...the usual MONTH or 3! *** ***So...tad suspicious now. You're all....girls,right? Genuine "Girls"!? Not really into the "cuckold" thing...cos of the boarderline "gay stuff".I'm striaght & I am way more than willing to join in with "my girl's gangbang". Kinda thing!.Just need a girl that open & honest about herself!*** ***So please only genuine FEMALES. {Not post-op either!} lol***

Awww you spoiled it now sweetie, & i was just daydreaming about your lovely nick too. Are you sure you know where you are btw? emily

***erm,....ok!*** ***Well lets just say....you "guys" are getting what you want [it seems] but poor old me keeps meeting either the very frigid,sexless, can't be bothered to shave her legs for me [let alone anything else] or the crazy maniac girls into "P*ssing" [which I am not] and **Bondage** [which I am also NOT into] Theres no grey area anymore...!*** ***So just looking for that Slutty girl thats always up for fun & KNOWS she can't be faithful.*** ***If she's that much fun,I'm sure I can share her with a guy that is INTO that Bondage P*ssing thing. lol*** ***So if any of you fellas know of a Slutty girl....goodlooking, busty of possible & not 6 foot tall....show her my ad.***

Are you sure you are going to the right places? If you go out on Saturday night in Manchester or Newcastle & any UK city you can meet plenty of girls like that, especially if thats a genuine picture. If its group sex you want, the place i go to once per month for a **BDSM** event, is a swingers club for the rest of the month. & i'm not sure cos i'm sweet & innocent but ithink that sort of thing may go on there. & there must be plenty of places like that in London too. Oh & i wouldnt discount golden showers, i've not had one yet but apparently they are very nice. I'm quite looking forward to that & golden drinks too. emily

***Thanks for the info....*** ***But,...Only TWICE in last......uhm,....13 YEARS have I met "such a a girl". As in...dosn't mind getting "tag teamed" on a regular basis within a relationship.All the rest are just ...boozed-up tarts wanting a one-nighter. And that gets pretty boring after a while.[And I do try to look after my health].Believe it or not I got up to a 38 inch beer gut, just drinking booze trying to mingle at one point!!!!!*** ***In the end,...for health reasons I had to give up on meeting the right girl in bars & clubs. [and I'm not even into hippity hoppity music!]*** ***Then tried everywhere from coffee shops to libraries! lol***

***I'm making myself laugh here....*** ***I like big boobs....and yet....only ever dated ONE girl with big boobs....the rest...I had a bigger chest. I'm jinxed.*** ***Even conned me outa £70.90. Six month sign up....then AFTERWARDS they let me know MOST females are NOT paid members and can NOT reply....Unless I paid a further £9.90 per months of my 6 month sign up...thenthey COULD reply! wtf?***