Introductions discussion

Anyway, she dropped a word on me that I’d never heard before. I googled it and found this out—it’s absolutely wild.

My wife approaches me holding divorce papers in one hand and a pair of panties in the other, telling me to either sign them or slip into those pants… seriously, what is going on? It’s been six months since all this nonsense began. She tossed out my boxers and my old favorites too. Now I only have panties, nylons, and nightgowns, which I must wear around the house constantly. WHY IS SHE DOING THIS?

She picked up a strap-on that is ridiculously huge. The only thing I can f*** anymore is HER HAND. When we’re in bed, she makes me keep it on while calling herself my whore and slut. She claims her pussy deserves big cocks, not small ones.

I know I won’t leave her, but why all this drama? I’m posting now because I feel like I might be losing my mind. We were going down on each other (69ing) when she tried to shove that massive thing up my backside. She got upset about it. Not wanting her to walk out on me, I told her the strap-on was just too big for me—not that I actually DO NOT WANT IT in there.

-FREAKED OUT.

The one who files first usually wins... you might want to find yourself a shark lawyer. It sounds like quite the toxic marriage from where I sit. Here are my two cents... not exactly healthy.

if you aren't leaving her, then just bend over. you might actually enjoy it

Thanks so much for sharing this wonderful story - I haven't laughed that hard on a Saturday afternoon in ages! IF (and make no mistake about the BIG CAPITAL LETTERS) you are dealing with this situation and do want to stay, there is really only one option left. Like timeupalso suggested, get ready yourself - grab your ankles and kiss your backside goodbye! Best, Phil

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:confused:

> tiemeupalso said: > if you wont leave her,then bend over.you might like it > Click to expand... That joke isn't funny... I need serious replies only. Is there anyone here who actually understands what she's trying to pull off or achieve? Please give me some advice. How do I email, IM, or talk to her about this without making her angry? ANY IDEAS ARE VERY WELCOME, thank you.